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Sexing Pregnant Ryan

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Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-16 22:15:25


Captain Miller took Private Ryan from the hand and pulled him into a torn coffee shop. He slammed him on a table and ordered the other soldiers to wait outside for the advancing Germans. Captain Miller knew it was a final battle, but if he died he would never have lost his virginity and his wife back home wouldn't give him some action in fear of being bel-air'd.

Miller slowly kissed Ryan up the neck while he moaned. Ryan did have a big belly, but he was lost for days so he couldn't of consumed that much food. Miller knew this was wrong, but he aswell thought Ryan was a sexy beast. Ryan reached his hand out for the Captain's cock, but his weight was pressuring his hand and he couldn't reach that far. Captain Miller stood up and unzipped his pants and placed his cock in Ryan's hands. He began to jerk him off and Miller moaned.

The pleasure on Captain Miller was so strong, he instantly blew all over Ryan's face. Ryan pulled out his tongue and licked the cum all over his face. It tasted like fried chickenz. Ryan whispered into Miller's ear that shooting a Thompson into his ass really turns him on. Miller zipped up his pants and ran out. Minutes later he came back with a Thompson in his hands, fully loaded. Gently and firmly, Miller shoved the Thompson up Ryan's ass and pulled the trigger.

Large amounts of smoke rushed out of his ass and so did blood mixed with it. Ryan's dick was at a fully erect state. Ryan had tears rolling down his eye's and claimed he was preggers. Miller, with a lump in his chest and a cold heartbeat didn't know what to do, it was so exciting. Suddenly Ryan began to scream and the baby's head was coming out of the dick hole. Miller tried to stretch out the dick hole by placing two fingers int it and pulling.

Explosions and gunfire was heard outside the building, the Germans were here. But it was Miller and Ryan's love that really mattered. The baby came out and it was a girl. Captain Miller thought it was adorable. He ran outside and held the baby high in his tight buffed arms. Bullets hit all around him, but he didn't care, if having this baby earned him the right to his lost of virginity, then so beat it.

Miller didn't see any of the American soldiers. He checked the bridge but he saw German Tanks crossing it and many soldiers.

He ran back to Ryan and was still happy. Miller dropped the baby in the middle of the road and a tank squashed her. Miller kissed Ryan as they smiled for their new achievement.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-16 22:18:51


O.o.....

wow. Just fucking WOW

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-16 22:19:00


At 6/16/07 10:17 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: Nice story. I love hearing about babies getting squashed and smoke and blood coming out of a guys ass.

I once squashed a baby, WITH MY FIST!


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-16 22:21:04


That's almost as good as the one where Charzard rapes Ash.

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-16 22:28:43


What ever happend to Saving Ryan's Privates?

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-16 22:33:32


At 6/16/07 10:21 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote: That's almost as good as the one where Charzard rapes Ash.

pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 00:25:30


At 6/16/07 10:28 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: What ever happend to Saving Ryan's Privates?

Shaving is more of a better word.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 00:28:39


At 6/16/07 10:15 PM, Complete wrote: in fear of being bel-air'd.

ahahahahahahahaha oo thats rich

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 00:30:53


Nice story. *claps*


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 01:59:14


At 6/17/07 12:28 AM, N-Revantagonist wrote:
At 6/16/07 10:15 PM, Complete wrote: in fear of being bel-air'd.
ahahahahahahahaha oo thats rich

Like the Banks family.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 02:03:53


I smell a sequel: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 02:05:46


At 6/17/07 02:03 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: I smell a sequel: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

...You can smell Shaving Ryan's Privates? What the HELL has Ryan been doing with his Privates?

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 02:29:58


At 6/17/07 02:05 AM, BigLundi wrote: ...You can smell Shaving Ryan's Privates? What the HELL has Ryan been doing with his Privates?

Oh shit! That reminds me, he owes me 10 bucks from when I bought him all that tuna...


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 11:42:11


At 6/17/07 02:03 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: I smell a sequel: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

donelol.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 17:58:14


At 6/17/07 02:29 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:
At 6/17/07 02:05 AM, BigLundi wrote: ...You can smell Shaving Ryan's Privates? What the HELL has Ryan been doing with his Privates?
Oh shit! That reminds me, he owes me 10 bucks from when I bought him all that tuna...

Food didn't exist back in WW2.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 18:13:02


Hahaha, I like what you did there.
The story wasn't actually all that great.

I've read better. But still a nice attempt.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 18:13:34


This story is hawt.

fap fap fap.

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-17 21:41:03


At 6/17/07 06:13 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: This story is hawt.

fap fap fap.

Like your dad is.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2007-06-18 01:17:20


"Finding Ryan's Privates' is way better than this.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 21:37:00


How come almost EVERY story you make gives me a slight boner?

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 21:41:01


At 6/16/07 10:28 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: What ever happend to Saving Ryan's Privates?

Or Shaving Ryan's Privates or Shaving Private Ryan...?


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 21:42:41


Where does the jewish man die in here in a gay way? I MUST KNOW!


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 21:42:48


thats really inapropiate


"im a dumb noob" - Angrycat

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 21:49:47


At 6/17/07 02:03 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: I smell a sequel: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

It happened already.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 21:59:02


Is it wrong that I got a boner?


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2009-05-20 22:02:09


At 5/20/09 09:59 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Is it wrong that I got a boner?

Nope. Not at all. It just means you leveled up. You can now access a website called 4chan.

Have fun!


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2010-05-27 06:35:10


too much want

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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2011-09-10 10:51:43


I miss the days when people actually made funny NG BBS stories like this one.


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2011-09-10 11:11:24


this story is incredible


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Response to Sexing Pregnant Ryan 2011-09-10 11:13:29


Ahahaha, that made me laugh hard.


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