Well I got home and was feeling hornier then usally. So I went upstairs to my computer. I put on my head phones so no one could hear the moaning then went to the hentai section of Newgrounds. I began ejaculating rapidly to hentai and it was a rather pleasuring experince. But thats when things went for the worst. I slammed my hand into the desk and nearly broke my finger. It hurt so bad I screamed "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!" My mom ran up and opneded the door and found me ejaculating. Not only did I hurt my hand my mom caught me jacking off with my pants down. I no longer have a computer in my room =(
I fucked up my hand real bad
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At 12/1/05 08:24 PM, Big_Gamer22 wrote: I slammed my hand into the desk and nearly broke my finger.
When it comes to jacking off... you're a noob
At 12/1/05 08:26 PM, brainface wrote:At 12/1/05 08:24 PM, Big_Gamer22 wrote: I slammed my hand into the desk and nearly broke my finger.When it comes to jacking off... you're a noob
indeed i am =(
ka-blammo!
(the ultimate double entandre)
Haven't you listened to the Moldy Peaches?
Downloadin' porn with Da-vo!
Downloadin' porn with Da-vo!
Gotta latch on the door so momma don't know
That I'm downloadin' porn with Da-vo!
Bloody plonker.
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At 12/1/05 08:30 PM, LordTrunks wrote: Gaywad.
thats not ver nice >=(
Come on- he deserves a medal or something for having the courage to post this on the Newgrounds BBS. But, either way: hahahah.
WOW THAT SUCKS BALLS!!! My parents think that newgrounds is a site which doesn't have any adult stuff.
Oh by the way...
YOU GOT PWNED BY YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
How are you on the computer if your banned from it?
bein all sneaky?
y friends broke a wristbone while jerkin it...i have no clue how
DUDE
is anyine ambidexterouse when shking their sauce? I use my left hand even though i'm right handed.
At 12/1/05 08:24 PM, Big_Gamer22 wrote: I began ejaculating rapidly to hentai and it was a rather pleasuring experince.
Did you mistake ejaculating for fapping? Or is it a new slang term that 'the hood' is using?
it sucks to be you! i never have "me time" while anyone else is in the house, im just too worried about being caught and that ruins it, sometimes you must hold back your feelings for another time
The most annoying user - 2019
At 12/1/05 08:38 PM, WillTheMagicAsian wrote: BTW
eh, thats just a bit irrelivent.
Nice job failing at fapping, btw. Sorry if this offends you, and I mean it in the nicest way possible, but your a frickin retard.
I've been pretty lucky so far. Still never been caught. Well, if I was, no-one told me...
Man,
You got your hand hurt and your computer taken away.
You are very unlucky.
you hurt yourself... while jerking off... damn....
that takes either skill, effort, or luck.
and there was just a post about teaching masturbation in public schools so kids wouldnt hurt themselves...
ironic huh?
by the way, that was really stupid.
you should have your chair sideways.
this is one of those damn look at my awesome sexorz and my penor. gimme attention
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm dareing enough to jerk off at the computer when my moms room is right arround the corner. See my compture is in the livinng room and when my dads asleep......ITS MY TIME BABY! And my dads bed is right acrossed the room. Haha i've neva hurt myself while jerking off. Cept when i do it to much and my skin gets a scab. OW!
At 12/1/05 08:24 PM, Big_Gamer22 wrote: My mom ran up and opneded the door and found me ejaculating. Not only did I hurt my hand my mom caught me jacking off with my pants down. I no longer have a computer in my room =(
PWN3D!
hey omgbarney, i just found out 2day that eddie died, then seein it under ur name there, cool :P... and 2 the dude who fucked up his hand, why would u keep ur hand under it, why not just back up a bit first lol
At 12/1/05 08:24 PM, Big_Gamer22 wrote: My mom ran up and opened the door
You're a masturbation noob. You always have to remember to lock the door. And as for me, I'm emancipated, so I don't have to worry about that kind of stuff. Haha.
consider yourself lucky you didn't grow fur on your hands and go blind.
