The ethnic cleansing begins.
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I want your soul.
I will eat your soul.
Come to daddy.
Also, this thread sucks.
At 1/24/05 10:33 PM, GenresAndSeries wrote: I want your soul.
I will eat your soul.
Come to daddy.
I want your soul.
I will eat your soul.
Come to daddy.
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Wut is alt?
At 1/24/05 10:33 PM, MikeEinziger wrote: Wut is alt?
OMGWTFBBN00B.
I alt here.
At 1/24/05 10:35 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: ALT. IS. FAIL.
I released my alts into the alt wildlife refuge...
They now cross roads =((.
At 1/25/05 11:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Then they shall die!
Hmm.... no more alts around here. Hopefully we've exterminated them all! However, it's important to continue to find and report alts, before they can install spyware on your computer and make gay porn pop ups appear randomly on your computer!!!!
1337 HEIL!!!!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 1/25/05 07:10 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 1/25/05 07:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Hopefully we've exterminated them all!A toast to the purification of the internet's eblood!
1337 HAIL!
I will now make a list of the KNOWN crimes of the diseased Alt race!
1: Gay porn ads. Alts have been known for quite some time for their malicious spamming of gay porn ads through various mail servers. This is the reason for visual confirmation boxes at websites like Yahoo when signing up for an account. There is some anecdotal evidence that they also send straight porn to homosexuals.
2: Inflation. The filthy Alt vermin are often found on E-bay, making fraudulent bids to raise the auction prices for otherwise uncontested items. This unnecessary rise in prices adds considerable negative value to both the US dollar and the EU euro.
3. Cancer. Unlike normal accounts, viewing material posted by an Alt account is 99.9% MORE likely to give you cancer. ALTS CAUSE CANCER. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!
4. Goatse. Before becoming an Alt-lover, the Goatse man was a straight male with wife and loving children. After making numerous alt accounts, he became an anal fisting fetishist, and created the now infamous pic.
5 Shitty ten second clips for free porn. Unlike normal users, who only wish their names to be associated with the highest quality free porn, Alts are infamous for spamming free porn sites with shitty 10 second clips of old grandma and fatty sex, causing SEVERE shrinkage in an ever rising group of men.
6 Crap in the Flash Portal. As you know, the benevolent King Tom and Prince Wade have installed a "auto-ban" into the Portal, stopping wave after wave of shitty, no effort flash. Alts circumvent this ban, flooding the portal with shitty stick porn and slide shows.
7 Hiding their atrocities. Alts are rumored to be hiding many more the horrible acts they commit, and actively releasing pro-Alt propaganda, such as "It's ok to save your name with a "place holder" and "the four post limit SUCKS!" and "I didn't DESERVE to be banned!"
HELP ME STOP THE ALT PROBLEM!!!! CHANGE YOUR ALT'S EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOMETHING RANDOM AND HAVE IT AUTO DELETED, FOR THE SAKE OF NG!!!!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 1/26/05 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: HELP ME STOP THE ALT PROBLEM!!!! CHANGE YOUR ALT'S EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOMETHING RANDOM AND HAVE IT AUTO DELETED, FOR THE SAKE OF NG!!!!
Us alt accounts are people too! Help us--we're possessed by the evil demon ALTARIA--get a pastor to perform exorcis..GRAHG ARRG
GOATSE GOATSE PEN0R OMGROFLLOLWTF1337BBQ I <3 SPAM ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ARG GAR
...cism! Quick before it's too late!
At 1/26/05 08:46 PM, -----Users----- wrote:At 1/26/05 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: HELP ME STOP THE ALT PROBLEM!!!! CHANGE YOUR ALT'S EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOMETHING RANDOM AND HAVE IT AUTO DELETED, FOR THE SAKE OF NG!!!!...cism! Quick before it's too late!
How'z about some AUTO-DE-FAY?!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 1/26/05 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: HELP ME STOP THE ALT PROBLEM!!!! CHANGE YOUR ALT'S EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOMETHING RANDOM AND HAVE IT AUTO DELETED, FOR THE SAKE OF NG!!!!
Hey, that is what I do with the alts I've used in the past. I mainly did it so I wouldn't be tempted into using them again, but does it auto delete after awhile? That'd be choice.
The one thing force produces is resistance.
At 1/26/05 08:47 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: How'z about some AUTO-DE-FAY?!
WUT?
The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse) Confess, don't be boring. Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"
"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"
"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"
The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
WOO!
hmmm...I wonder how many people created alts just to post in this thread...
At 1/26/05 09:58 PM, kazul wrote: hmmm...I wonder how many people created alts just to post in this thread...
Look at the sign up dates.
MYSTERY SOLVED!
At 1/26/05 09:58 PM, kazul wrote: hmmm...I wonder how many people created alts just to post in this thread...
Dude, alt is just code word for Jew, get with the times.
THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT
The one thing force produces is resistance.
At 1/26/05 09:56 PM, Maus wrote: WUT
HAHAHA
At 1/26/05 10:04 PM, SillyKnifeBall wrote:At 1/26/05 09:56 PM, Maus wrote: WUTHAHAHA
BTW, Auto-de-fay (sp?) is the belief that a soul may be purified by the burning of the body as penance. In this way, it was believed that even inherently evil beings such as alts would still be capable of entering heaven.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 1/26/05 10:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
BTW, Auto-de-fay (sp?) is the belief that a soul may be purified by the burning of the body as penance. In this way, it was believed that even inherently evil beings such as alts would still be capable of entering heaven.
A serious intelligable post? I truly am impressed.
At 1/26/05 10:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: BTW, Auto-de-fay (sp?) is the belief that a soul may be purified by the burning of the body as penance. In this way, it was believed that even inherently evil beings such as alts would still be capable of entering heaven.
Yup. Torquemada is one of history's best villains, too. :o
At 1/26/05 10:14 PM, shoeboy89 wrote:
A serious intelligable post? I truly am impressed.
All my posts are serious and intelligible. The danger of the demon Alt subspecies is very real, and my emotional posting has only be used to underpin this fact. The danger that alts pose the greater 1337 community is one of gravest importance. Vigor and progressive measures must be employed to exterminate this awful menace.
1337 HEIL!
NG UBER ALLES!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 1/26/05 10:22 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: All my posts are serious and intelligible.
Bullshit.
At 1/26/05 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I will now make a list of the KNOWN crimes of the diseased Alt race!
6 Crap in the Flash Portal.
What about crap in the NGBBS? Like this thread. I find it incredibly offensive that youre whoring up the NGBBS acting as though you're a nazi.
HELP ME STOP THE ALT PROBLEM!!!! CHANGE YOUR ALT'S EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOMETHING RANDOM AND HAVE IT AUTO DELETED, FOR THE SAKE OF NG!!!!
You want to start deleting alts?? Start with Shrapnel, humantarget52 and Pimp.
At 1/26/05 10:38 PM, Cadavere wrote:At 1/26/05 10:22 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: All my posts are serious and intelligible.Bullshit.
WHAT A NICE YOUNG MAN!
Would you like a lollipop?
At 1/26/05 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I will now make a list of the KNOWN crimes of the diseased Alt race!What about crap in the NGBBS? Like this thread. I find it incredibly offensive that youre whoring up the NGBBS acting as though you're a nazi.
6 Crap in the Flash Portal.
You're easily offended, especially for a person who posts on a website that featured a game where you rob the corpses of tsunami victims.
BTW, the Nazi's hated Jews, which were real people. I hate alts which are IMAGINARY PEOPLE. See the difference? I knew that you could!
You want to start deleting alts?? Start with Shrapnel, humantarget52 and Pimp.
I wouldn't call Humantarget52 or Shrapnel an ALT, per se. Both have been a main posting account for an amount of time. However, I can certainly see your on the right track to helping with the 1337 movement! NO TOLERANCE FOR ACCOUNTS THAT ARE EVER SIMILAR TO ALTS!!!!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
We must join the l33tstapo and rid ourselves of the inferior alts
Start the propaganda proclaim the news in you sigs let us finally rid ourselves of this leech on the NG society
l33t hail!
l33t hail!
l33t hail!
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At 1/26/05 10:54 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: I have like 20 alts. Rofflecopter.
YOU SEE!?! YOU SEE!?! THEY ARE TAKING CONTROL OF THEIR MASTERS, AND BECOMING ARMED IN THE REAL WORLD!!!!! IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE!!!!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
Wouldnt by ethnicly clensing they would not be forgiving the neighbors and then be commiting a sin.
then my using the omega sign as used by as the omega they would have to destroy themselfs.
Or is it just symbolism?
At 1/26/05 10:56 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE!!!!
Is it too late for tea and crumpets?
At 1/26/05 10:56 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:At 1/26/05 10:54 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: I have like 20 alts. Rofflecopter.YOU SEE!?! YOU SEE!?! THEY ARE TAKING CONTROL OF THEIR MASTERS, AND BECOMING ARMED IN THE REAL WORLD!!!!! IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE!!!!
We must discuss the 'Final Solution' l33thurer
They must be exterminated.
At 1/26/05 10:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: WHAT A NICE YOUNG MAN!
Would you like a lollipop?
How very condescending of you. Nah, I'm good. But thanks.
You're easily offended, especially for a person who posts on a website that featured a game where you rob the corpses of tsunami victims.At 1/26/05 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Maybe, but at least we have the option to not play the game, or watch the flash movies. But browsing through threads in the BBS, we don't have the option to block posts with "1337 HEIL!" written in them.
BTW, the Nazi's hated Jews, which were real people. I hate alts which are IMAGINARY PEOPLE. See the difference? I knew that you could!
So you're fighting against imaginary people? Wow, that's really "intelligible". Doesn't it just take you back to the days when you used to fight with your imaginary friends in the sandbox Funk?
I wouldn't call Humantarget52 or Shrapnel an ALT, per se. Both have been a main posting account for an amount of time.
Details, details. All the alts on here have been a "main posting account" for numerous amounts of times. Normally when the main account is banned.
However, I can certainly see your on the right track to helping with the 1337 movement! NO TOLERANCE FOR ACCOUNTS THAT ARE EVER SIMILAR TO ALTS!!!!
<sarcasm>Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.</sarcasm>
At 1/26/05 10:58 PM, Crimson_Edge wrote:At 1/26/05 10:56 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE!!!!Is it too late for tea and crumpets?
Oh no, it's never too late for tea and crumpets!
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
