I guess my name's Jim for short and I wear glasses so it was nice to imagine that...

Well my glasses had a back story, shunned by google glass and other more technologically advanced visual aids, my glasses grew up to help the little guy, help the poor sighted, the goal wasn't to have access to the internet it was to help someone see...

Or so my glasses thought, the future came, tech glass became the norm and my old frames become redundant, left to wither away in recycling until it got turned into a pint glass where it was later smashed over Phills face... Phill! He said glasses were lame, he was wrong!

Cool music man.