I like the comedic aspect of the intro skit. Cool groove at :10. The drums are panned really wide, though. Usually I think drums and other major rhythmic components of a song should be mixed front-and-center, but it doesn't sound overly harsh here because the drums aren't too punchy. Your voice is great. Has a nice, conversational tone, like I'm hearing the narrator tell me about it face-to-face. The song is well-structured and smooth-flowing, with some nice vocal layering and atmosphere. The mini-solo at 2:04 is really cool - I like how it sounds both heavily filtered and strained/screechy at the same time. I'd really appreciate if you post/PM me the lyrics. They sound great from what I can make out, but I'd like to read them in full. :) Really nice full texture, pleasant (if rather traditional) structural elements, smooth atmosphere and transitions, and fun thematic content. Super strong piece! Keep up the good work. ^_^