HAPPY ROBOT DAY 2013!!!!10101001
This is our entry for Robot Day 2013 - An exclusive NG track! A story about a robot Fulpatron we built. It just needs a human brain in order to work! Check them links on our profile for more of us. We do stuffs & interact.
Call upon the P-Bot, and tell 'em what I done
took this robotic son of a gun and made a Fulpatron
Connect the battery to the circuit board, I'm set!
I need a brain, hey Wade come here and open up your head!
We need this Fulpatron alive or else the Portal's dead.
I hit the switch but nothing....but what I get instead:
"Discombobulated, robotically modulated
Populated, under judgement, and it's moderated"
Went back to the chat to relax and get advice,
ran into Knights, whom wasn't very nice.
I couldn't get much in the way of assistance,
no one lending me their brain - only resistance.
Forget that! I'mma go about my plan,
a scalpel and an ice cream scoop in my hand...
knock on the door, his brain is what I want,
HOLY SHIT TOM'S ALREADY A ROBOT!
Got my shit beat to shit by a robotic Tom,
he harmed me and I hardly even knew what's goin' on.
He grabbed me by the neck and then my body went numb,
he kicked me in the face and then he banned me for a month.
I need to get this robot a fresh, human brain
Egoraptor won't do it, cause he's busy Grumpin' Games.
I guess I'll have to give up this robotic fantasy,
front page, yeah, but no Fulpatron for me! :(