This is a dance remix of "The Very First Christmas" by Fred Baswin, which was based off the dreadfully irritating song "White Christmas." Hopefully through the dual transformation, we have eliminated all derpiness from the song and you can now sit and enjoy it.

"The Very First Christmas" was featured in the Spongebob Squarepants Christmas special, "Christmas Who?" in December, 2000. This was also Patchy the Pirate's and Potty the Parrot's debut performance, in case you wanted to know.