You are not logged in. If you sign up for an account,
you can gain additional voting power over time, allowing your vote to have an even
greater impact on submission scores!
You may not use this work for commercial purposes without making specific arrangements with the artist.
This is the tale of Christopher the Spider...
This is a mock fairy-tale I've been kicking around for awhile, and finally hammered out.
Written, voiced, and produced by me.
All the music is credit to Kevin MacLeod. Check out his webpage! http://incompetech.com/
I would say this would make me feel bad for spiders if it wasn't for the fact that I got bit by a brown recluse a few weeks ago and thusly have ABSOLUTELY no sympathy for any spider that exists any longer.
Still, brilliantly done. Your voice work is incredible and I'm surprised you aren't more famous than you are. I look at cheap hacks who do voices for major video games/cartoons/movies these days (The voice of the Terror Mask in splatterhouse comes to mind) and wonder why they don't just offer guys like you the job.
Every time I spray a spider from now on I'm going to hear "Master...why!?" In my head.
*This is the tale of every spider that has nested in my office....and their entire families....
Before you hate me forever, just know I found this very entertaining and rather well written / performed / mixed. You have a knack for rather wholesome tones, and your description at the end was vivid. It almost makes me feel bad for my crimes against the arachnids......ALMOST....
I mean I only made this so that everybody who listened to it would be consumed with guilt next time they considered swatting one of their poor, misunderstood eight-legged friends.
someone animate it. now
Mick, you're the best. <3
I didn't even know there was a comedy voice section of audio. I enjoyed this story a lot.
Glad ya did! Thanks for commenting c:
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.