Arrangement by SuperPsyguy
Vocals by Serenamidori & CrikeyDave
Lyrics by Mr. X
My name is Derpy and I'm -A- pony.
I was formerly Ditzi.
But then you all renamed me!
My name is Derpy Hooves and let's be pals.
I'm actually a gal!
But still I can boost morale.
I used to be within the background there.
And all you would notice is my cross-eyed stare
But then because of my unique two eyes.
You just wouldn't let me die.
So now with a name you know I-
Have gotta name and it is Derpy Hooves.
So now I am truly moved.
At what all the fans have proved!
Ev-er-y-pony and everybody,
You all show that you love me.
So much that I get to be~
Part of the TV show you love so much.
I got my own scene so I could fly around and such.
Yeah so I dropped something on Rainbow Dash.
At least I was still a smash!
I made Hasbro lots of cash. SO. THERE.
[What's all this now, where have I gone?
Wait a minute, am I being drawn!?
I'm now a pony, this is all so strange.
This is horrible, almost deranged!
One minute I was running, a Dalek giving chase,
Now I'm the pony-master of time and space,
No matter I am henceforth "Doctor Whooves."
The name just popped inside my head and I say I approve!
This place is so confusing I can't stand up straight.
So I'll do what I always do I must investigate.
If only I had a companion, someone to assist!
Always running, always helping, you get the gist.]
Hi Mr. Doctor can I be your friend?
Your blue box looks broken so a hoof I sure can lend.
Let's fix it up and you'll be on your way.
I may be a shade of gray, but I can make everything o-kay!