Hello everyone~ Or rather... M'blog. Sorry for neglecting you. I've been really... Busy. You know, being a high schooler during the day and... Can you keep a secret? Um... Let's... Let's see if I can private this--There we are! Okay! I've been giving people comas!
Really! It's amazing what you can do on the 'net these days and you wouldn't think I'd be behind it huh?
ESPECIALLY this one guy I've been crushing on... See, I wanted to be closer to him. So I played the games he played, to get to know him better out of the classroom. Needless to say, I got REALLY good at this one MMO.
But he didn't give a hoot. Seriously! I would be all "Hey, you know about the whole immersion thing they've been doing? It'll be like we're in the game! Virtual reality, whoa!"
And he'd be all.. [murr whurruver murn] Yeah, that's my impression of him. SUE ME.
So I had to take it up a notch. Became an evil mastermind in-game. No big deal.
Then I found a way to put people into a coma. Then it became a BIG deal.
International news. Sure, I became evil, but he began MEDDLING! He began TALKING TO ME! MY EVIL ALTER EGO! It was romantic! STAR. CROSSED. LOVERS...!!
"Aren't you afraid of getting a coma from that game?..!"
"You're so brave...!"
[whoaever did that must suck]
You'd think he'd talk more IRL...! So I gave HIM a coma and everyone with a 3 in their name!
Wait, is this an email from him--? Did he just ask me out...?! BUT I JUST--