To answer your question

In Japan, a man can marry a body pillow... so there's that. Not sure if he gets a tax break or anything, but he can say he's a married man.

Anyhow, this song is wonderfully light, except for that strange bit of distortion at around 1:35. The transition from that to piano doesn't mesh very well either, although it's another likable melody, and the transition back to the distorted guitar sound is a lot smoother. I'd say turn the distortion way down and find a way to blend the two melodies a bit better, and it would be perfect.