Once upon a time, a man decided to build a machine (that just happened to be the most useless machine in the universe.)

After ten years of thinking, he went to the store, got all that he needed, and constructed the world's first Generic Funk Rock Machine. He called all of his friends and put the machine into action, and after a couple minutes of uneventful sputtering and a single uncolored light blinking randomly they all realized that the machine was neither exciting enough to watch function nor fast enough to make the generic funk rock song during their life time. They threw it in the attic, and it was not discovered until a couple bored archaeologists dug it up four hundred years later. A single cd containing the machine's first produced generic funk song sat next to the machine untouched, and the archaeologists put the cd in a player that was also in the attic but it was so boring and generic that neither one realized that the song was playing and assumed that the cd player was broken, and the cd and the machine were thrown into the dump.

The machine became the official most useless machine ever after a hobo attempted to use it as a seat and crushed it.

This song is thought to be the first and only song produced by the Generic Funk Rock Machine, with a funky but largely forgettable baseline, generic guitars, and largely generic beats. Conspiracy theorists are, needless to say, skeptical.