Right, so while I know this isn't as good as I could have done it, I figure I might as well just throw this out there, mostly for critiques. Things I do already know, but would like tips on anyways:
-My fake slavic accent. It makes ears bleed.
-The odd pauses here, which was me chopping up the audio
-The sort of croaky-ness to my voice.... I'm trying to be quiet, so it produces that effect.

Once I get some time to myself away from the general noise of the day, I'll do something of quality. But in the spare time, I'd appreciate your critiques and reviews, however harsh they may, or may not be.