This used to be the alarm on my phone to get me up for work. I was never late.

Hahaa, I wouln't blame you. But would you be willing to punch a naked man covered in his own shit? You'd get shit all over your fist!

My girlfriend (yes I don't know how that happened either) got a new mobile phone a few weeks ago and she set this as her alarm clock on it. Now I wake up everyday to this fucking horrible noise. I hate myself for making this!!!

It's sooooo awesome!