This is a 38 second jingle, created by the audio entity, Team Smackeral.
It is intended to be heard as a loop, so please listen to it as such. :)
The lyrics, for those short of hearing, are as follows:

Team Smackeral,
Row their canoe (row their canoe).
Team Smackeral,
Through a sea of stew (through a sea of stew).

Look at them go,
What a pair of f**king champs.

[Vocal solos]

Look at them go,
What a pair of...