What the fuck ever dude. lol. youre out there man.

crazy people are fun, huh? Like this one time i fucked this chick with cerebral palsy. I Couldnt tell if i was doing good, or if she was freaking out. later she told me thats the first orgasm she ever had. i laughed a little too hard at her. shit, now i feel bad. not cause i took advantage of a disabled girl, but because she had sex before my sexy ass showed up to that college party. whatever, we were drunk and stoned. and you couldnt tell she had cp until she told you. pot makes me give terrible long ass examples... btw forgot to throw this in here, but she came onto to me. not like CAME ONTO me but like was all "hey lets do stuff, with your penis." and im like fuck it, my dick has been far too dry, for way too long. so we did stuff. and i made her cum. then i laugh. the she cries. then i apologize. then we fuck three more times. Then i have to pull a walk of shame out of her bdrm, with all her room mates both checking me out and mean mugging me. it was weird. i felt like a whore or something. then we all smoked while queen crash helmet snored. we came back in blitzed, and ate all their cereal, and watched chowder.then three of the roomates (including palsy woman) went somwhere to do some pussy shit.

so im all into chowder right? And the roomate left with me was all" im going to take a shower." and im like "yeah...shhhh" this is her rebuttal " This is the last time im gunna ask, do you wanna shower with me or not?" im like "Really?" and she starts walking towards the bathroom. i follow and fucker her over the sink before the shower. so she has to wash my ball stink off of her.she didnt care.

then we took a shower. she blew me, i think i came dust. then she drove me to my house. and i slept for 18 hours

im glad to know my stoner hobbies Paid off .