When I was working on my last song, On a Train, I thought, what would it remind me of if it was in a minor key, and distorted? The answer is: CONNEX!!!!!

I know they only have one month left running the trains, but they are still the most annoying public transport provider there is.

If you have absolutely no idea what i am talking about, have a look at this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia .com/wiki/Connex