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Song used is "Drunken Sailors Dance Mix" by Stalagmite.

[PIRATE CAPTAIN] Ahoy, ye fellow scourges of the seven seas! Today we embark on-- Oooooh SHOOT! I should actually get meself a crew. Yanno, besides that accordion guy.

[ACCORDION STEVE] I can play harmonia too.

[PIRATE CAPTAIN] That's nice, Steve.

[PARROT] SQUAAAWK!

[PIRATE ANNOUNCER] Today on ARRGH Idol! Wait... shouldn't that be "ARRGHdol"? Ehh. I don't care.

[PIRATE CAPTAIN] Send in the first contestant!

[SIR ROBINBEARD WILLIAMROTT] Oh my gosh, I'm so happy to be here! Whoooa! Now what do I do? Maybe I could dance! Maybe I could siiiing! Maybe I could dance AND sing! Oh so many things! Because belieeeeve me, you ain't never had a pirate like me! ARRRRRG--

[SFX: GUNSHOT]

["PIRATE" ACTOR] Oh. I think I'm dying.

[SFX: COLLAPSE]

[PIRATE CAPTAIN] NEXT!