My Submission to the Pirate Sketch Competition. First attempt at anything of this sort.
Not satisfied really - too much sound and too crowded. Can you hear the Parrot? Had a tough time squeezing into one minute.
Bkgd Music: "The Pirates" by Deniz Akbulut (Intero)

Enjoy this tutorial on how to pleasure a PIRATE WENCH!

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So, ye wants to know the secret techniques of legendary Captain Pubie! Well.. first ye take thee supple nipple in ye mouf. And suckle like they be DIAMONDS! Think of pearl earrings in ye mouth. Thou must gentile for a beautiful flower will only blossom on its own.. Then, when the wench is satisfactorily sexed up and moist.
THEN! THEN Ye take your wooden leg and shove it in the ass! ARGHahahah!
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