After another person accused me of hacking their aim/pop3/ftp server account, I decided to write a song about it.
Its half cool, half parody 'You've got mail' 'System malfunction, welcome to the internet'.

BTW, aol sucks, and should die in a horrible clasm of fire, but you gotta love that cheerful guy from 10 years ago telling you that you've got mail.

Anyways, enjoy.