*Edit 4/03*

I decided to do a little recording using audacity and a built in mic for my labtop. Its really bad quality, but you should get a gist for the flow I was going for. Plus you get to listen to my amazingly sexy voice ;)

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The story goes....

My sociology professor, who must be at least 85, calls attendance by a collection of index cards we made on the third day of class that had our name, place of birth, major, and some response to a quote.
One time when he was calling my name he made some coment about me being a music industry guy and how I should "spit out my gum" and write a song about the two girls that he called before my name that just so happened to be absent that day. Since we never do anything in that class, I was like....sure!

Their names were Anne Marie and Brianna
(Here are the lyrics, which I wrote first in class, the beat came later)

The Ballad of Anne Marie.....and Brianna

"Hey you, spit out that gum,
drop us a beat you lazy bum."
Distracting me with thoughts of Tom Brady,
When all i really care about is my fair lady.

Oh(before the crash) Anne Marie, you got me tripping,
Seeing you, my heart starts skipping.
Twirling your hair, my mind runs wild.
If only, in time, you could have my child.

When you smile, I'm filled with glee,
Woe is me at the sight of Anne Marie.
I'm so lost when you're not here,
Try not to cry, but still shed a single tear.

Why won't you see me my Anne Marie?
I look and look, but you still flee.
I'm beginning to think you hate my guts,
At least I know Brianna still wants my nuts!

ha