my parents said i could be anything so i became a NEET artist and now im fulfilling all of my wildest dreams, it all started when i was 6. that was the first day of the rest of my life, i started my life off on the left foot, but little did i know that i would end up on my right. Now whenever i look back at the past, i scoff at how silly and childish i was as a child. My maturity through puberty blossomed into a sexual dynasty that would make even the Song dynasty seem trite in comparison.

Let me start from before the beginning to make things extra clear. In my past life i was an aspergers goddess who bestowed judgement down upon the simpletons who were no match for my deep dank memes and rugged manhood charm. Whenever i told a joke they would laugh but they werent laughing with me, they were laughing at me you understand? And thats actually the real reason why there are no real black people alive today, they were all put on ships to far off dimensions years ago. Nobody has even realized it yet, but most of the people you see around you today are nothing but cheap knock off cyborg chimps in disguises. Even your own parents, have you ever even actually felt the warmth from their bodies when you hug. Dont you find it strange that they always say they love you and their index fingers are always ice cold?

Now you know the truth