You're pretty for a space soldier, hey is that Saturn back there?
"Ugh, I don't wanna talk about it. It's in this weird rave neon phase, its residents are always high on LSD since for whatever reason it's only a Schedule V drug there now. It's whatever. Want to join the Light-year High Club and have amazing floaty space sex?"
Heh, that sounds great and everything but I'm going to have to turn you down because I'm too busy seizing with color-induced epilepsy. Maybe later, though. Before you go, hand me a rag for my foam would you?