*insert bioshock vibe here*
... "Designed to achieve the best efficiency in mining, from coal up to the hardest minerals, the "HardCore" Mark VII, it's the big daddy in the market, exceeding all the standards that are required when you need the work well done.
Among its most notable features is its hardness; made with the hardest metals, so it can resist any accidental collapse (unlike previous models that ended shattered).
It also has an interchangeable mechanical arm which can be attached a large list of tools; from drills to peaks and hammers, ensuring a versatility that it can't be found in the market ... "
-Excerpt From Advertising Poster, of the Red Industry.
*insert bioshock vibe here*
Ohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!
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