Don't drink Pepsi, don't drink Coca-Cola, don't drink Sprite, don't drink Dr.Pepper, but most sadly, don't drink Mountain Dew.

This is the real soda lady's and gentlemen.

This use to be my favorite soft drink before they made Bleach New. It was awful. You know before they brought it back as bleach classic but the company was already going under and got bought out and re branded as Pepsi. Anyway your drink gave me diarrhea Five Stars.

Hahahaha. I love this. It has a good sense of dark humor. Also reminds me of how Coca Cola is in many ways similar to really slow acting bleach. Good job. I made me laugh while it stuck to either a really good point or related across a sense of humor with meaning. I love dark humor jokes, when their not to morbid or unbearable.

awww man looks so good i ca n taste the acid in my mouth and feel my insides burning