So who is this "Swanky Velvet" you ask? He's the spirit of jive, the one with no mask. The soul that brings the life to the party, the energy, the funk, the fashionably tardy. He's here, he's there, he's everywhere. Anywhere he'll be, he'll bring the funk there. He lives for cigars and wine in large vats, for caviar, and cheese, and big cats in hats. He spreads his message wherever he goes, to always be smart, and follow your nose..