Officer A: "Okay, so what's the deal with these two?"

Officer B: " Well, they both have multiple counts of vandalism, destruction of city property, disturbing the peace...."

Officer A: " Give me individual raps."

Officer B: "Well, Mr. Garret over here has been brought in for multiple public intoxication and indecent exposure charges."

Officer A: "And what about the chick with the prosthetic fangs?"

Officer B: " Lets see, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct and...." *flips through pages* "Oh right, and the attempted theft of an officer's left shoe."

Officer A: "Mother of god...."

Officer B: "You sure those are prosthetic sir?