Check it out, it's an Owlboy picture. Least I think it is, see I've never actually played Owlboy, I looked at a couple of promotional images to make this.

It's for the Newgrounds competition to win a copy of Owlboy. As in you don't have a copy. Now I don't know about you, but I'm seeing a clear design flaw here. I have no fucking idea what Owlboy is about.

Therefore I'm the perfect person to teach you about Owlboy.

65 million years in the past in the Sky Place Thing, Owls were savage and frightening creatures who terrorized smaller birds. As he is seen chasing a Thescelosaurus (type of owl), his rampage is interrupted when a futuristic owl arrives, and Owlboy is then greeted by a small green alien-like wingless owl named Otus who lures him into the craft and force feeds him "Brain Grain", a cereal that increases a creature's wingspan. Owlboy is given his name and introduced to other dinosaurs that have been fed Brain Grain: some other fucking owls. Later, they meet Captain Mentor Guy, the inventor of the cereal and pilot of the owl, who then reveals his goal of allowing the children of the present time to see real owls, fulfilling their biggest wishes.

Mentor drops the dinosaurs off at the East Sky Place in 1993, where they meet a young owl boy named something, who plans on running away to join the owls. Upon reaching Owl City, the owl boy (not Owlboy) realizes that the citizens would panic if they saw live owls and flies over the city in search of a good hiding place.

When the owls explain their goal of getting to the Museum of Natural Owl History, owl boy (not Owlboy) decides to disguise them as birds in the Owl Parade. During the parade, Owlboy hears all the children wishing to see real owls, so he starts to sing "Roll Back the Rock (To the Dawn of Owl Time)" (the game's theme song). When he sees the Apatosaurus (type of owl) balloon coming out in the parade however, Owlboy mistakes it for being real and shakes it too tight with his owl claws, causing its air sealer to pop open. This annoys a bunch of people who call the owl police to pop a cap in their owl asses.

As the owls lose the police, small owl kid ventures to Central Park, where Professor Screweyes (Kenneth Mars) is running his "Eccentric Circus". As he signs a contract to fund a second mortgage, the owls arrive and try to save him. Screweyes, upon meeting the dinosaurs (really owls though), explains that he delights in scaring people and believes that the owls would make a great addition to his circus. He then reveals his very own "Brain Drain", pills that are the polar opposite of his brother's Brain Grain, which would reduce their wingspans to next to nothing, scaring people in the same way that a microdick does. Owls can't resist that kind of masochism, and agree to fund the mortgage by taking out a second loan and refinancing their stocks.

As the owlchild awakes next morning, he's greeted by a circus clown named Stubbs (Martin Short). They leave and are never seen again, dumbass kid. Professor Screweyes is enjoying his master-slave relationship with Owlboy. Everyone watching the show gets frightened during the performance, and many run away. However, a crow accidentally activates flare lights, sort of fading the mortgage papers and rending them void. As this can only happen when the ink is lemon-squeezy pop and not real ink, the savage Owlboy realizes he has been tricked, becomes enraged and tries to attack Screweyes. Otus arrives just in time to give Owlboy a passionate kiss, reducing him to aroused state like some Corruption of Champions bullshit. You know where you get paralyzed by your libido. You all know what I'm talking about, don't play dumb.

Screweyes turns into a bunch of fucking owls and shit and the game ends.