Welcome, welcome boys and girls. Gather around and mind your step. My name is Bob and I shall be taking you on this long luxurious trip. Don't mind the skulls and flames they're just decorative pieces in my cave. Come on come on right this way follow the light at the end. We'll begin our tour here at the mouth of hell. Woah, do not gasp you knew you would come here at last. Keep up keep up and look around for this is your fate that you have made. Oh, wont you hurry there is much to see and i'm a very busy bee. Down, down, down we go deep into the bowels for which you sewn. Oh, here at last now we do hope you enjoy your stay. We have no HR, no none at all so any complaints can be directed at me. I hope your bed of nails is accommodating for you. I'll be back shortly to give your first filleting massage. We really do try to get as close to the bone as possible. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.