"I don't think I could mentally handle that..."

"But I guess it depends if he went head or legs first, right?"
Looks like someone went crunchy-crunchy.
Either way, good idea and good art, but I'm not sure if it's calendar worthy. Good for maybe a poster or something. If you want a good calendar picture, add a background of sorts, so it fits with the month you're going for. Nice job though.