I got the background from Google images.
anyway, on to a bio:
full name: Barry Bill Bungalow
gender: male
species: cat
likes: everything
hates: stubbing his paw
sexuality: never had a talk with his dad about sex, I doubt he even knows the difference between a boy and a girl
Barry is beyond insane, he's demented. he's been showing his insanity from the womb by continuously poking Mrs. Bungalow from the inside until he came out, and that's pretty bad considering he's a cat and has claws. when he was a kid, he was never successfully potty trained (you don't want to know what he did with the diaper). when he was old enough for school, he always ate all the pens, pencils, and paper (the doctors say that it's a miracle that he didn't die from lead and ink poisoning) , and when he didn't eat the tests, he always got a 100% (this continued throughout grade, middle, and high school). at age 19, he finally learned how to use a toilet and was thrown into a mental hospital for using the condoms from the truck stop bathroom as, gloves, socks and a hat, and all the toilet paper as clothes. usually, this wouldn't have gotten the attention of the law, but let's just say, he didn't do a great job on the pants. he spent a year there, mostly because the hospital went bankrupt and forgot to get him a transfer. he spent almost a week in there without any food, and was rescued when (ironically) some cops heard him laughing too hard. they left them there as a source of entertainment, but fed him a tuna sub a day in exchange. They eventually got caught and were then "let go". this made the news and a modeling company saw (playboy) him as a potential hit, but failed when he tried to nom the back of another model's head (rather hilarious sight). ever since, he was pretty much living life throwing grapefruits at people, running into polls, and getting payed to poke poisonous reptiles. He is now trying to have a spot on animal planet, similar to Steve Irwin's, but it will be hard considering reptiles are people (law of anthro). till then, nobody knows what the heck he's doing in the backyard chasing stuffed animals riding RC cars while video taping the chase.