"Prepare to get tenderized, criminal!"
"You're dead-meat!"
"Let's get cooking!"
"I'm the meat head that's going to show you what for!"
"I got a beef to pick with you!"
"Hot- dawg!"
"What's the matter? Chicken?"
"Steaks are looking quite high!"
"I'm a cut above the rest!"
"Justice is served... Well done!"
All puns aside, I really like this concept and I hope it becomes a real thing one day.