It's story telling time kids!

So anyways, when I was young, my mother would tell me not to roll watermelons down stairs bc they would crash and break (just like my future). But since I was 6, I was as curious as George (If nobody got this reference i'm killing myself) and ended up rolling a watermelon down 3 flights of stairs, to which it, surprisingly, broke (!).

Anyways, that's where I got the inspiration for this piece and why Watermelon man is a cripple.

Moral of the art: Don't be an autist