Here's a kind of parody of the "Solway Firth Spaceman" photograph ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solway_Firth_Spaceman ), which I think was one of the inspirations for the Starmen from EarthBound. Hence, this.
I'm surprised no one's thought to do something like this, assuming my lack of ever seeing anything like it before is an accurate indication of it's previous non-existence.
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