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Hey guys! Forgot to get a card for that special someone? You're ol' pal Dan has got you covered. In the spirit of the holiest of Hallmark occasions, I threw together this glorious homage to the most romantic movie ever, Total Recall. Print that shit out on a piece of cardstock and "start the reactor" in your lover's heart.
(India ink pens and Prismacolor markers on crappy cardstock.)