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Castle Crashers - Lightning Knight

Everybody expects a toy surprise in their cereal. But no one expects a toy surprise in their gravy. Let's say you're at a polo match, or the DMV, or anywhere that gravy enthusiasts gather. Everyone will be drinking deep from their tankards and thermoses and flagons. Really getting their gravy on, so to speak. And when they have finally slaked their thirst, they'll notice the red Castle Crashers figurine at the bottom. And they'll be delighted. The red knight may have magical electrical powers in the game, but in real life, he's got the magical power of love.

The red Castle Crashers knight comes with a display case, display stand, four weapons, and just a hint of romance.

Figurine ©2007 The Behemoth, all rights reserved. | Made in China by animal orbs. | Assembled and packaged in the USA - "Git r done." | Warning: Ages 7+. Seriously kids, watch Hellraiser if you want to see what happens if you play with toys you're not supposed to. | Choking Hazard: Small Parts. Also, don't try to eat the actual action figure itself. You could probably put it into a lubricated condom and try to swallow that, but it's not a good idea. | Not for children under 3 years. Unless your children enjoy eating plastic. If they're able to eat a lot of plastic, be sure to notify the Guinness Book of World Records.

Item Total: $20.00

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