Using your mother's fingers as a necklace was a fun idea, but using all 10 of them was dumb. Now what are you going to put on your cellphone? No, not her toes - that would look stupid. What don't you get some cellphone charms based on the game you like? No, not the one with formaldehyde, the one on the Xbox. That's right, Castle Crashers.
These adorable animal orbs will not only make your cellphone look cool, they'll make you stronger, healthier, and more agile. Let's see the cops catch you now. And our animal orbs aren't real animals, so they won't be bringing you messages from Satan.
Note: Unlike eyeballs, these charms cannot be sold separately.