It's late at night. You wander aimlessly through the drizzling rain. In the distance, a wolf howls. Suddenly, from out of the shadows, Ricardo Montalban emerges. And what's that in his hand? Why, it's a key to a slightly used 1985 Chrysler New Yorker Turbo. What luck! But then things get awkward. You don't have a keychain. You carry all your keys in a plastic grocery bag. Ricardo Montalban takes one look at your pathetic sack and retreats back into the darkness. You stand in the rain, sobbing at the humiliation.
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