True story, I went to a punk show this evening, and there was a band called "The Johnny Earthquake Band," and their lead singer was, in fact, a pirate. Like, if you saw him walking down the street, you'd say, "oh my god, it's a fucking pirate!" At any rate, this a very lengthy, intricate work, and must have taken you a good amount of time and effort. That said, I'm giving you a zero. ...naw, only kidding. ten.