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Winston:WT
Henry:EZ
Phoenix Wright:Ace attorney
Hubert Brown: Witness, Please continue your testimony.
Winston Davis: Ok.
So, I was ridin' along the side with my partner in the armored van.
But suddenly, We spotted a bag on the side of the road.
Unfortunately, We decided to throw the bag in with the others.
We didn´t know there was somebody hidin´ in there.
Felix White: OBJECTION!
So, The Defendant crawled into that bag in order to break into the bank.
Is that correct?
Vladimir VonBraun: Is it not obvious?
Felix White: Is it really that obvious?
I have proof that The Defendant didn´t hide himself in that bag.
Hubert Brown: Well then, What are you waiting for?
Present this evidence already!
Felix: Take that!
Judge: Is... is that the bag the defendant hid in?
Felix: Yes, but there's one thing that's been bothering me. If the defendant really was hiding in this bag then... how did he tie the knot from the outside of the bag!?
Vladimir: What?
Felix: If he was inside the bag, it'd be impossible for him to tie that knot on the outside!
Judge: But then, how did he do it?
Felix: It's simple... he didn't.
Vladimir: Hwah?! What are you saying?
Felix: I'm saying my client wasn't hiding in that bag at all. He was stuffed in there... by this very witness!
Winston: Whaaa?!
Felix: As you can see by this doctor's analysis, the defendant had taken quite the beating. While he was in the bag, he was unconscious!
Vladimir: Th-this is absurd!
Felix: The witness was attempting to dispose of the body. He left the defendant in the bag, knowing he'd drive by it on the way back to the bank. When the witness and his partner passed the bag, he convinced his partner to throw the bag in with the others.
Judge: But... but, why would he do that?
Felix: Why? To dispose of the body, of course. There are millions of bags of money in that bank, and the witness knew it would take a long time before the victim was found. But unfortunately for the witness, his victim woke up and tried to escape from his tomb. He was arrested on the spot, and the witness thought everything was over. But it's come back to haunt him now!
Winston: You guys can't....you can't.... this can't be happening to meeeeee!
Judge: Well, that certainly was an interesting trial. However, I am now ready to deliver my verdict. I find the defendant, Henry Stickmin...
Not Guilty.
j: what is that?
f:its evidence.
J: but how does this proove anything
(oops)
F: it was just a joke?
J: now is no time for jokes.
J:i find no way to further prolong this trail.
J: i declare the defendant henry stickmin
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