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Reviews for "C-19 Conspiracy Story"

This is what I come here for, not that squirrel nonsense.

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

The worst part is, it's reruns!

Man I havent done a mad lib since I was like 12

TemporarySevenSeize responds:


Tales of the Small Dicked

n their new book, The Rouge Flasher, Big Dick Man 420 is to have said that COVID-19 is 'Those with small dicks can become big if they try hard enough!', which many have seen as a rather Hard opinion. Experts have called on MURICA, where The Rouge Flasher has been published, to take action, as Big Dick Man 420 referencing Sex Machine as part of the problem to COVID-19 may cause Erect among the population.

President Pussy Rubber 69 today quoted the book in their election speech, in what can only be described as Wet. The President is considered to be a long time Single of Big Dick Man 420, both of them having worked together in Pornstar. We are unsure if MURICA will take any action against the book, or it's authour.

We did reach out to Big Dick Man 420 to ask for their thoughts, to which they reiterated that 'Sex Machine is to blame' going to to say 'but the cure, it's not to stop Sex Machine, it's to use Dildo with it, and we can treat those who have it with Fleshlight'.

Big Dick Man 420 has taken out a patent on Fleshlight, and intends to sell it for $69, but doctors say this Fleshlight is Wet and won't work as a result.

We here are Tales of the Small Dicked do firmly believe that Big Dick Man 420 is a true Sexy and will go a long way.

Medium Dick Ryan - Health Editor

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

Why is Medium Dick Ryan working with small dicks?

Very fun thanks

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

You welcome

i got to make a joke out of it its perfect i even got all medals