Both the walrus and the albatros are beautiful if devious creatures. On their own however they will rarely pose a danger. But scientists have calculated with 27,4% accuracy that, should they combine forces they will be unstoppable and a next great extinction would be all but inevitable. Luckily their coöperation is actively thwarted by an aliance of an old secret society that worships the unknown inventor of bacon, and a special breed of castrated donkey's. Their sacrifice let's us live the life we know now.