meh
wasnt bad wasnt good it was meh.. i didnt like clicking soo much but it was ok pretty funny
Reviews for "Crap Os X"
Here's the last game of 2002! I'm just gonna start out with praise so I can smoothly transition into the bullsh-- I mean, crap.
To start, before I even played the game, I knew I was in for a treat. I'm using a Mac right now (10.14 gang), and I had to get used to its awkwardness (🚩). I have a feeling I'll agree with a lot of the stuff being parodied here. Skimming through the reviews, seems like you pissed off a few Mac users... a good sign.
Alright. I start out staring directly into a Clock Crew wallpaper, and a bunch of very nostalgic icons. I open the Help menu... BAM! Upselling. I open the Edit menu... BAM! Paywall. I go into the browser, open History... BAM! a death threat lmao
This parodied Apple's business practices to a good extent with all the pay-to-get jokes, although eventually it just turned into a parody of anything instead. I did enjoy the printer bit though :)
Phew! I can finally crap on all your hard work now! :D
/lighthearted
This looks nothing like literally any OS I've ever seen, except the top bar. I mean, come on, if you're gonna spoof an operating system, at least just make the UI resemble an operating system.
On top of that, a lot of the humor was just kinda dry and missed entirely, although some of it actually worked [ such as the printer joke :) ]
So, to conclude in proper oldschool Newgrounds fashion, I'll give this game 6 separate ratings for each main point.
Graphics: 4 (actually? pretty ok)
Sound: 3 (good)
Interactivity: 5 (certainly a lot to do, even if it was just pop-up boxes)
Style: 3 (i'm not really feeling this one)
Violence: 0 (the most gory part of this Flash was the quality)
Humor: 4 (it's aight)
To quote another great poet, "wasnt bad wasnt good it was meh.."
Welp, I guess you can say this OS is pretty CRAP, huh?
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I'll be here all week.
MrCongeniality responds:
Thank you! I really liked your review. I wish flash was still a thing because I was building an elaborate sequel to it, and I never finished it and Flash went away.
It's reviews like yours that inspire me to render a better product. I had some pretty good stunts in X2 (which parodies Vista). I'm sure I have the .fla file somewhere, and could build an entertaining video out of it.
What was that.
Ok first your interactivity was amazing the way you put all thos bottons in action. and it's true what you put, but are you trying to be funny, or just immetating your own computer.Do something creative with that talent.
Heh…
No checkboxes this time, bra (graphics, check. sound, check. blah blah motherfucking blah), just my thoughts. Ah, dammit. I HAVE to check boxes apparently. <yawn> boring… Well, at least it's in no way accurate now…
This was sorta funny, but as a mac guy I gotta say, whilst there's things to rip into OS X for, you touched on none of it. How the fuck did you get OS X running on just 1.2 meg? It's not LINUX…
Holy Crap
If you've ever TOUCHED a Mac, you'd know that NOTHING looks like how you've showed it. the sad thing is, this thing will get fair scores cause of other dumbasses like you. Never touched a Mac, yet still think they suck. Goddamn thats just gay.