i have more skeletons in my closet than ever, thanks to situations like this!
and I've already seen the movie more than thrice.
Went and seen it premier night just to avoid that shit.
This is literally my reaction :)
I'm thinking you had roommates at one point. This whole spoilers sacrilege gained popularity on campuses 2010 onwards I would say. I first noticed the viral pattern with, "Snape kills Dumbledore" online before then when Harry Potter (another point of hysteria) movies and books were coming out, and watched it slowly turn into fistfights over Doctor Who, and shortly after Game of Thrones. Do "he/she is being 'flaky'" next. That's another college culture point of hysteria. Unless you want to flake out of course, I'd understand.