This was fucking great---FUCKING GREAT. One of the best games i've encountered here on Newgrounds, and that's saying something because I get bored as hell and have time to spare. I could have done with a few more lez scenes, I'm a woman who likes some fine ass women (of which there is a lack of good games for on this site), but overall it was stellar. I'd have to say though that the best part wasn't even the sex, or the random ass collectibles (side note, maybe add a counter so players can see if they've found all of them or nah), it was the writing. You had me laughing and genuinely interested before the actual game even got down to itself--that's how intriguing the writing was, you snagged my ass in the recap. Nobody pays attention to the recaps, because they're usually fucking boring, but yours was killing it. Normally I'd be a lot more eloquent and well spoken, because I'm a fucking lady and I know how to speak pretty, but I'm tired and my ribs hurt from laughter so fuckit you get me as is as soon as I finished playing the game. Maybe add some voice acting in there, or something--despite it being five stars and a five vote, it still needs a LITTLE something-something.
TL:DR; You make awesome shit that I like. You write in a way that engages the reader and makes them laugh, and genuinely want to pay attention to see what weird/hilarious shit you say next. Make more awesome shit, please?