I'm giving you three stars, because I feel its fair, the game deserves to exist because of the lack of motivation that sometimes hits game developers. I wish it at least had points but its less interactive than pong.
Reviews for "shit"
The metaphysical depth this game goes deeper then the simple mechanics. It sparks a deep passion inside us to strive even harder in this world, so full of shit.
Sure.Maybe you have pussed out of your self-obligations (hell, we've all been there) But at least you were creative enough to make me chuckle and keep me mildly entertained.
Through the portal with you...
I could laugh at how self conscious this game was, but it still missed a few things.
Mainly a tutorial, music, sound effects, motivation, characters, character development, minigames, easter eggs, 3d graphics, story, prologue, epilogue, combat, exploration, rewards, collectibles, references, animation, light effects, level design, better RNG and maybe a FPS controller.
Please consider these extremely accurate pieces of criticism for your next game.
(Na imma just messing with ya :D)