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Reviews for "Ridiculous Text Adventures"

I feel bad for not being a fan of text games. It's just that I find them boring. There isn't much going on. Then again, I guess there wasn't anything bad about this. It gave the fans what they wanted. I guess the music's nice.

Now that I think about it, there's few text games here. Maybe I'm just not used to the gameplay. It just isn't my thing. At least I can get the medals. That's really all I care about.

This is better than old text adventures.
It manages to be funny and engaging, all with a minimum number of options for every choice and without any graphics.

Masterfully done, I got all the achievements, and for once did so not because of my completionist mentality, but because it was so fun seeing all the weird things that can occur in these scenarios.

this is so clever and yet so stupid that you just have to play it

that was so funny I almost had a stroke laughing in the library

Funny, entertaining, and well-written. What more can I ask for?