Hm, well, if people like YOU hate the game, it must be doing something RIGHT!
Reviews for "Procedural Dick"
Alon-Tzarafi responds:
Hey, what's wrong with me? Just giving the people some free entertainment here so they don't have to spend 50$+ 60$+ upfront on some game that's 10% code, 10% design, 1% gameplay, and 79% promises :)
I feel bad for liking everything that has easy medals. I guess it is fun just to get easy stuff. You should have put some music in. These might be the easiest medals I've ever found in any game! Does the game ever end? You can't reach the end of the world.
I know these numbers don't exist. Seriously, check out what those real numbers are! A thousand times a trillion is a quadrillion. The colors are nice and bright. It's just too easy.
Alon-Tzarafi responds:
Yeah I know all of that and the numbering scheme is pretty much made up, because the numbers and scale don't really have too much meaning in this context right?
I just wanted to poke some fun at game developers who make headlines by bragging about their game's enormous size. Especially since... you know, mine is obviously bigger!
Still better than No Man's Sky.
Alon-Tzarafi responds:
Really? No Man's Sky? 2016's bestest game ever in existence? Awesome!
the medals were too easy to get, the fact that you CAN'T past the the end of the world, (and the world the game is made of pretty darn craptastic) is a let down. why have the timeline go past the end of the world? When digging you seem to get moved backwards?
This is Zambillions of Decillions of Bambillions of Xillions of Shambillions of Vivillions of Rillions of Quadrillions of Trillions of Billions of Millions of Thousands of Hundreds of Fun