10/10- IGN. Still better than No Man's Sky.
Reviews for "Procedural Dick"
My god, you could say it's infinite! What a great time to be alive
Wow how could a game so open be so boring, it's such a shock considering the idea of an infinite number of places to visit is totally a good idea, and the experience would never get old!
It's almost like it was doomed to fail from the start!
Alon-Tzarafi responds:
Hey man it's the fans who waned such a HUGE thing. I only supplied. I had to strike a deal with Viagra to make it as big as it is. You should appreciate the great lengths............... that I went to ensure this game is 1000000000% bigger than any competitors. I know I seem cocky, but it's really THAT BIG. I see all the game developers laboring with such small games, while mine can impregnate a black hole.
Just realized this was a parody of no man's sky, well done.
Alon-Tzarafi responds:
Thanks :) Didn't feel like being too subtle about anything
SO I BOUGHT EVERYTHING AND IT DOESNT APPEAR IN GAME THE GIRRAFE AND ORE THE ENLARGEMENT PILLS AND THE PRE ORDER GAMES WHATS UP WITH THAT??