Reviews for "Procedural Dick"

Funny Game! It has a lot of content. It's very worth the money.

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

Thank you for buying the game my mindless customrAHHEMMMMmmMMM I mean my true believer in the future of procedural gaming and it's clear superiority over regular boring games such as RPGs, Action Games, Strategy games, Adventure games and all that bullshit..

i love a good parody!

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

I'm on the right site it seems

Cool I am male Fiora. I'm sliding on people and stabbing them in the a-hole with a sword. Just like League......what joy!

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

What a funky English you speak. Nice to see my game is being played in all sorts of places :)

Something tells me the dev wasted 60$ and is now salty. Fun game though.

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

:) While it would certainly make for a funny story,
I didn't waste the 60$.
I didn't even play for a minute the game you think I played, and I knew in advance it wasn't going to be all that great.
And also I never pre-order games :)

1 the game has 360 pad support, worked plug in play. You just entered Steam pro level son.
2 the pixel art is fun and actually pretty dang good.
3 the music is catchy
4 Chicken Wolf... I mean.. do I need to say anything else?
5 The game gave me an erection and I had a dream about being chased by Chicken Wolves with boobs.

5/5 ign

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

Thank you for the excellent review!
I never make any music so it's nice if somebody enjoyed it at all